Category Archives: Programming

Touch, Finger, and Mount

After working amongst them as an impostor for the past five years, I’ve come to realize that programmers are a bunch of horny people. I have, in learning their craft, come across quite a few… colorful terms. I mean, here’s … Continue reading

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Ternary Terrors

I don’t often talk about programming (but when I do, I get attacked by random nerds online [insert Dos Equis Man meme here]). Since my job as a software engineer does involve a fair bit of it, though, I have, … Continue reading

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Traumatized

I have to be honest: I had one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life yesterday. Right before lunch rolled around, I got a deluge of comments from random people that I didn’t know. Over the years, I’ve grown … Continue reading

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SuperHappyDevHouse

It’s probably unclear from my previous posts, but I’m a software engineer. I guess I don’t really talk about it much, since I don’t really like it that much. At times, the job downright infuriates me. One aspect of being … Continue reading

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